Description
Description
WARNING: This IS the WORST Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World If you're looking for balloons, cake, and cheerful birthday joy... you might want to turn around. Because Nameless the Rock is BACK-and someone gave him a birthday book. But not just any birthday book. The worst birthday book. Ever.
- There's confusion.
- There's chaos.
- And apparently... there's a mad cow?
Nameless is just trying to survive the weirdest birthday celebration of all time, but nothing makes sense, and no one will tell him whose birthday it actually is. (Is it yours? The cow's? A surprise party gone very, VERY wrong?) What we do know?
- Kids. Are. Howling.
- "My daughter laughed SO hard she snorted cake out her nose."
- "We read it five times in a row. Absolute madness."
- "This is the funniest 'birthday gift' I've ever given." YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:
- Birthday books that are completely unhinged
- Wild read-alouds full of confusion and cows
- Fourth-wall-breaking characters who really need a nap
- Silly picture books with unexpected twists
- Humor that works for kids, parents, and snarky aunts
- Gifting a birthday book that's way funnier than a card
Perfect for:
- Ages 4-8
- Preschool through 3rd grade
- Beginner and reluctant readers
- Parents, teachers & gift givers with a sense of humor
- Fans of chaotic characters and offbeat storytelling The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books(TM) series-a laugh-out-loud collection where "normal" books go to die and Nameless the Rock just wants to be left alone (preferably with some cake).
So go ahead... click "Add to Cart." (But don't expect a normal party.)
Critical Reviews
Critical Reviews
This book got my 9 year old to read! My son isn't a fan of reading, but he read this to his little sister and they both were laughing! Double win! He read a book and they got finally got along: )
So funny! My kids LOVE it! This is a simple book, but it's perfectly hilarious for kids! All five of my kids--aged 3-9--laughed so much. Very fun book worth getting!
Didn't want it to end! Love this book! The kids will want to hear it many times-especially for the silly language. Would definitely recommend. Would be great for kids who are reluctant to sit and listen to a story.
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