They tricked me into a dark and unholy union.Three bastards in witch hats, leather pants, and iron masks.These supernatural stalkers have claimed me for their coven.They won't go away. These assholes will. not. leave.All because I fell for an urban legend: Touch the Witch's Tree on a moonless night and discover magic.Wholesome magic like: kinky rituals, blood sacrifice, and jizz potions.Oh, and a forest god who eats people-while they're still alive and screaming.Send help, and I'll send cupcakes.The Witchwood Boys Are Trending is a reverse harem/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It's a unique blend of cozy urban fantasy and dark horror, and while it starts spicy, it gets much, much spicier. Inside, you'll find forced proximity tropes, grumpy-sunshine dynamics, and a main character with a banana slug tattoo.