Why Did I Walk into This Room?: Finding the Humor When Perimenopause is Kicking Your Ass

Christy Heitger-Ewing

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Why Did I Walk into This Room?: Finding the Humor When Perimenopause is Kicking Your Ass

Why Did I Walk into This Room?: Finding the Humor When Perimenopause is Kicking Your Ass

Christy Heitger-Ewing

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Description

Has perimenopause commandeered your brain?

Wiped you of energy & motivation?

Wreaked havoc on your sleep & sex drive?

Left you feeling isolated, stuck, exhausted, and misunderstood?

Like many middle-aged women, Christy Heitger-Ewing felt confused, frustrated, angry, and worried when, in her mid-40s, she found her life hijacked by brain fog, joint pain, night sweats, mood swings, dreadful insomnia, and sinking self-esteem. If you answered YES, DAMMIT! to any of the questions above, this collection of relatable and hilarious essays will leave you saying, "Same," "Amen," and "OMG, yes!"

Why Did I Walk into This Room? will make you feel seen, supported, and slightly less crazy as you laugh so hard you pee your pants.

Critical Reviews

"Christy Heitger-Ewing's book on perimenopause is no hot fl ash in the pan. It's damn funny, personal, informative, and did I say damn funny? And, guys, let's face it, they call it perimenopause-not periwomenopause-because men need to pause before speaking during this event. Don't believe me. Read this book! Think of all the money you'll save by NOT paying a divorce attorney."

Paul Lander, award-winning columnist/humorist, who has written material for The Daily Show, Conan, & David Letterman: The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize

"A must-read for women in the menopausal stage of life! Christy Heitger-Ewing offers a comical take on the adventure through 'the change.' You'll be giggling right through your hot flashes!"

Billie Woods, Bloomington, IN

"So much fun to read and very relatable! Christy Heitger-Ewing's anecdotes really make you feel like you're in the 'club, ' and for those of us without a large group of women friends to commiserate with, this book lets you know you're not going through this change alone."

Marissa Coffenberry, Florence, KY

"Risky and risqué, Christy Heitger-Ewing's hilariously honest, personal, informed, and wise book Why Did I Walk into This Room? will reassure every reader who wants to know that her questions about life as a grown-up woman are being heard and being shared. Sharply shameless, Heitger-Ewing's real-life conversations echo and amplify our own; her unflinching approach to everything women have been told not to discuss in public makes her confrontation of issues ranging from sex, anxiety, chin-hairs, and self-compassion essential."

Dr. Gina Barreca, Board of Trustees Distinguished Professor, University of Connecticut, author of They Used to Call Me Snow White, But I Drifted and Gina School

Publishing Information

Publisher: Braughler Books, LLC
Pub date: 2026-03-03
Length: 188 pages

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