Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

Messie Condo

Book cover for Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
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Book cover for Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
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Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

Messie Condo

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Description

Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo's The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you'll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life--perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who'd rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.

Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you'll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection--this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.

With laugh-out-loud chapters and step-by-step tips, you'll learn how to:
  • Become a decision-making badass
  • Ditch the crap you don't need and keep the sh*t you love
  • Deal with closet chaos, junk drawers, cluttered kitchens, and more
  • Take back your space, your comfort, and your sanity

Perfect for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone who's overwhelmed by clutter, Tidy the F*ck Up is your new favorite self-help book for turning a clusterf*ck into a clean, comfortable home. Great as a funny gift, coffee table read, or daily dose of motivation with attitude.

Get organized without the guilt. Laugh while you clean. Make your home a f*cking sanctuary.

About the Author

Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. Messi lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.

Critical Reviews

"Practical, salty, unvarnished advice about making your space your happy place--and maybe doing some emotional work on yourself while you're at it. . . . Messie Condo feels your pain . . . but she's not going to tolerate your bellyaching." --Wired

Publishing Information

Publisher: Racehorse
Pub date: 2019-06-11
Length: 192 pages

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