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Rebel with a Clause: Tales and Tips from a Roving Grammarian
NATIONAL BESTSELLER
"A fresh and democratic take on language by a gifted teacher." --Mary Norris
"[Jovin] never hectors, never finger-points; she enlightens and illuminates. This is lovely work." --Benjamin Dreyer
An unconventional guide to the English language drawn from the cross-country adventures of an itinerant grammarian.
When Ellen Jovin first walked outside her Manhattan apartment building and set up a folding table with a GRAMMAR TABLE sign, it took about thirty seconds to get her first visitor. Everyone had a question for her. Grammar Table was such a hit--attracting the attention of the New York Times, NPR, and CBS Evening News--that Jovin soon took it on the road, traveling across the US to answer questions from writers, lawyers, editors, businesspeople, students, bickering couples, and anyone else who uses words in this world.
In Rebel with a Clause, Jovin tackles what is most on people's minds, grammatically speaking--from the Oxford comma to the places prepositions can go, the likely lifespan of whom, semicolonphobia, and more.
Punctuated with linguistic debates from tiny towns to our largest cities, this grammar romp will delight anyone wishing to polish their prose or revel in our age-old, universal fascination with language.
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Seinfeld: The Miniature Coffee Table Book of Coffee Tables
Bring home Kramer's greatest invention from the quintessentially modern sitcom, Seinfeld--a coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table--in miniature form.- From the Screen to the Page: This finely detailed, 3 5/8 x 2 3/4 inch replica coffee table book is everything Kramer promised and more, featuring 48 pages of coffee table photos paired with some of Kramer's funniest lines
- An Actual Miniature Coffee Table: The book includes fold-out legs to become a tiny coffee table
- Coasters Included: Accompanying the book are 4 coasters featuring Kramer, Jerry, Elaine, and George
- The Perfect Gift for Seinfeld Fans: Lovers of the show will enjoy owning this unique and humorous piece of the show's history
- Officially Licensed: An authentic Seinfeld collectible
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Let's Summon Demons: A Creepy Coloring and Activity Book
Coloring is spooky, demon-summoning fun in this interactive book from artist Steven Rhodes. Apply your dark artistic talents to these retro 1970s- and 1980s-inspired, wickedly funny pop horror and sci fi pages. . . IF YOU DARE. Unleash abominations, discover hidden spell words, and practice the dark art of coloring in the lines with this fiendishly clever coloring and activity book. Find dozens of surreally funny, retro-inspired parody designs such as Alien Abduction Club, Here Comes the Apocalypse, Death Metal Sing-Along, and Portal to the Cat Dimension, all rendered in spooky black and white and ready for you to add your unearthly coloring inspiration. But that's not all! Try if you dare the uncannily entertaining activities inside. Join the dots to see what abomination Julie has unleashed into the world. Roll the dice to see which of your friends can be abducted by aliens first. Plus sinister shadow puppets, occult career selector paper dolls, spot the clowns in the graveyard, and other chilling chill-out coloring and activity fun times for ghouls and gargoyles alike. WITCHES! ALIENS! ZOMBIES! CLOWNS! Color them in to fend them off, or encourage them, as you wish. HOME ALONE? PART OF AN OTHERWORLDLY CULT? Whether coloring alone or having fun together with others equally versed in the occult, paranormal, and witchcraft, this is the PERFECT coloring and activity book to pass the time until the great [your chaotic primordial god here] descends. STEVEN RHODES. STEVEN RHODES. STEVEN RHODES. Speak his name three times in the dark. He of the amazing T-shirt designs you see everywhere, mind-opening art prints, and author of the definitive work of sinister library arts My Little Occult Book Club, here with new and favorite artwork. Perfect for: fans of Stranger Things, My Best Friend's Exorcism, It, The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina, Dungeons & Dragons, The X-Files, and anyone with some art supplies and a little bit of a dark, twisted sense of humor. -
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection Volume 13
Calvin and Hobbes are at it again, and this time, our irrepressible friends are taking a walk on the wild side. Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat chronicles another segment of the multifarious adventures of this wild child and his faithful, but skeptical, friend. If the best cartoons compel readers to identify themselves within the funny frames, then all who enjoy Calvin and Hobbes are creative, imaginative, and ... bad, bad, bad! Calvin, the irascible little boy with the stuffed tiger who comes to life are a pair bound for trouble. Boring school lessons become occasions for death-defying alien air battles, speeding snow sled descents elicit philosophical discussions on the meaning of life, and Hobbes's natural inclination to pounce on his little friend wreaks havoc on Calvin's sense of security. Calvin's the kid we all wish we'd been. Sassy, imaginative, far more verbal than his parents can manage, Calvin is the quintessential bad boy--and the boy we love to see. He terrorizes little Susie, offers "Candid Opinions" from a neighborhood stand, and questions his parents' authority. "What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?" he demands. Calvin and Hobbes manages to say what needs to be said about childhood and life: "Eww, mud," says Calvin. "Look at this gooshy, dirty, slimy, thick, wet mud ... Bleecch ... Talk about a kid magnet!" -
Every Thing on It
From New York Times bestselling Shel Silverstein, celebrated creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, and Falling Up, comes an amazing collection of never-before-published poems and drawings.
Have you ever read a book with everything on it? Well, here it is! You will say Hi-ho for the toilet troll, get tongue-tied with Stick-a-Tongue-Out-Sid, play a highly unusual horn, and experience the joys of growing down.
What's that? You have a case of the Lovetobutcants? Impossible! Just come on in and let the magic of Shel Silverstein bend your brain and open your heart.
And don't miss Runny Babbit Returns, the new book from Shel Silverstein!
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The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers
Hours of entertainment for the kids--let the good times roll! Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: -Head-scratching brain teasers
-Funny knock-knock jokes
-Hysterical puzzles
-Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs! -
Good Talk: A Memoir in Conversations
NATIONAL BESTSELLER - A "beautiful and eye-opening" (Jacqueline Woodson), "hilarious and heart-rending" (Celeste Ng) graphic memoir about American identity, interracial families, and the realities that divide us, from the acclaimed author of The Sleepwalker's Guide to Dancing. ONE OF THE TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: Chicago Tribune, The New York Public Library, Publishers Weekly - ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: The New York Times Book Review, Time, BuzzFeed, Esquire, Literary Journal, Kirkus Reviews
"How brown is too brown?"
"Can Indians be racist?"
"What does real love between really different people look like?"
Like many six-year-olds, Mira Jacob's half-Jewish, half-Indian son, Z, has questions about everything. At first they are innocuous enough, but as tensions from the 2016 election spread from the media into his own family, they become much, much more complicated. Trying to answer him honestly, Mira has to think back to where she's gotten her own answers: her most formative conversations about race, color, sexuality, and, of course, love. Written with humor and vulnerability, this deeply relatable graphic memoir is a love letter to the art of conversation--and to the hope that hovers in our most difficult questions. LONGLISTED FOR THE PEN/OPEN BOOK AWARD "Jacob's earnest recollections are often heartbreaking, but also infused with levity and humor. What stands out most is the fierce compassion with which she parses the complexities of family and love."--Time
"Good Talk uses a masterful mix of pictures and words to speak on life's most uncomfortable conversations."--io9
"Mira Jacob just made me toss everything I thought was possible in a book-as-art-object into the garbage. Her new book changes everything."--Kiese Laymon, New York Times bestselling author of Heavy -
The Days Are Just Packed: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection Volume 12
Zounds! Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man, the ferocious tiger Hobbes, and the rest of Calvin's riotous imagination are all included in The Days Are Just Packed. Calvin, the self-proclaimed "Boy of Destiny," continues to save the universe with his alter egos, Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man, at least until Miss Wormwood or his mother bring him back to reality. Susie, Calvin's nemesis and love interest, remains Calvin's favorite target. And when he's not recovering from a ferocious tiger attack, Calvin creates hideous snowmen, plays a moral cat-and-mouse game with Santa, conducts his infamous Dad polls, and combats the monsters under his bed. -
Spanish is My Superpower: A Social Emotional, Rhyming Kid's Book About Being Bilingual and Speaking Spanish
Shares with children that being bilingual is a superpower.
Spanish is My Superpower takes an empathetic approach to being bilingual and teaches children how amazing and unique it is to be able to speak more than one language. Told from childrens' perspective, this story provides parents, teachers, and counselors with an entertaining way to teach children the value of speaking Spanish and being bilingual.
I used to be afraid that speaking Spanish
Made me different and stand out.
But I've learned to be proud of my heritage
Because it's what I'm all about!
Look for more in this series, Teacher Tools, and visit the author's profile to find out about new titles and offerings.
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Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #4
This uproarious collection includes three books in one: Garfield Makes It Big, Garfield Rolls On, and Garfield Out to Lunch. It's triple trouble in this three-book look at Garfield's mischievous misadventures. The fat cat eats himself into a food coma and sleeps like the dead. His trip to the vet is a real pain. And the Round Mound of Romance has girl troubles galore when he entertains two female felines. Is it any wonder the cranky cat likes to lessen his stress by occasionally kicking Odie into the next county?! Hey, that's just how Garfield rolls . . . The GARFIELD FAT CAT 3-PACK series collects the GARFIELD comic-strip compilation books in a new, full-color format. Garfield may have gone through a few changes, but one thing has stayed the same: his enormous appetite for food and fun. So enjoy some supersized laughs with the insatiable cat, because too much fun is never enough! -
Dinosaur Therapy
**THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER**
a comic about dinosaurs navigating the complexities of life, togetherincluding exclusive, never-seen-before, bonus comics
a wistful, honest and highly relatable account of modern life.
dinosaur therapy is a book of cartoons for grown-ups from the very successful web comic @dinosaurcouch.
in each comic, dinosaur characters grapple with questions around the meaning of life and mental health, trying to make sense of the world and cope with their own place in it.
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Best of Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories with the Best of Mad Libs!
The very best ridiculousness Mad Libs has to offer, like PLURAL NOUN swimming in the PLACE! With 125 classic "fill-in-the-blank" stories about scalp care, how to go to sleep, and beauty advice, there's something in this deluxe Mad Libs for everyone. Play alone, in a group, or in the solar system! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. This deluxe edition includes:
- Silly stories 125 classic Mad Libs!
- A history of Mad Libs straight from the creator, Leonard Stern (complete with pictures)!
- Language arts practice Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.
- Fun With Friends each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories! -
Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes: Lift-The-Flap
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group! Get your little ones ready for Halloween with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke book.
Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies. Now for the first time ever, his fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been adapted for little ones. Lift the flaps to reveal ghostly jokes and spooky puns that will have kids screaming with laughter!
This paperback book includes 14 Halloween jokes specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in full color. Lift the flaps to find the punchlines!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
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Harry Potter Wizard's Wand with Sticker Book: Lights Up!
This one-of-a kind mini collectible set includes a deluxe light-up replica of Harry Potter's wand and a sticker book filled with images from the films, a perfect gift for Harry Potter fans.- Specifications: Includes two wand pieces that when assembled form an 8 inch, finely detailed replica of Harry Potter's wand, inspired by the films
- Lights up: Wand lights up with easily accessible button
- Wand Stand Display: Features a stand perfect for displaying when not in use
- Book Included: 2-1/2 x 3 inch 16 page book, featuring 8 full-color stickers of scenes from the Harry Potter films
- Perfect Gift: Harry Potter's wand is a perfect gift or self-purchase for fans everywhere
- Officially licensed: Authentic Harry Potter collectible
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Gross Me Out Mad Libs: World's Greatest Word Game
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about gross things! Some days, my burps smell just like TYPE OF FOOD! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about passing gas, belching, and eating expired food, Gross Me Out Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any young fan of gross things! Play alone, in a group, or in a porta-potty! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Gross Me Out Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about grossness!
- Language arts practice Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.
- Fun with friends each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories! -
Big Nate: Blow the Roof Off!: Volume 22
Now an animated series with Paramount+ and Nickelodeon! Bestselling author Lincoln Peirce takes readers on a hilarious, romantic, rock-and-roll adventure in this installment of the bestselling series! Nate Wright is born to be wild! And when Enslave the Mollusk is invited to play at the P.S. 38 annual open house, he and his bandmates are on the stairway to heaven. While the kids rock, the school year rolls on. Mrs. Godfrey is back in black, Gina thinks she's hot stuff, and Coach John is dazed and confused. The good news: Nate's finally reunited with Trudy, his summer crush. But when he finds out she's a--gulp--seventh grader, will Nate lose that lovin' feeling? Middle school is a long, strange trip, and this collection of riotous Big Nate comics just might BLOW THE ROOF OFF!