{"product_id":"worst-bedtime-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-a-seriously-silly-story-for-kids","title":"Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids","description":"\u003cp\u003eWARNING: This IS the WORST Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World Bedtime = sweet dreams, cozy cuddles, and drifting off to sleep, right? WRONG. Because Nameless the Rock is NOT TIRED. And he REFUSES to go to bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's a clown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's a mysterious Snoozerpuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd yes, Jerry Pumpkins randomly shows up (he's not in every book... just enough to cause problems). But no matter what anyone says or does, Nameless isn't having it. Will he finally fall asleep? Will bedtime be a complete disaster? Or will the Snoozerpuff work its sleepy magic? What we do know: Kids CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents Are Yawning (from laughing so hard): \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"My kid asked to read this at bedtime... then stayed up quoting it.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"This book made bedtime fun again-even if nobody fell asleep.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Finally, a bedtime story that isn't boring. We're obsessed.\" YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny bedtime books that break all the rules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharacters with BIG personalities and zero chill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelatable chaos (aka refusing to go to bed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly picture books for bedtime, naps, or anytime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInteractive storytelling that makes kids laugh out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumor for kids, parents, and sleep-deprived readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoys and girls ages 4-8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreschool through 3rd grade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBedtime story collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeginner and reluctant readers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents who need a new bedtime go-to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of funny read-alouds and books like The Book With No Pictures, Elephant and Piggy, and Dr. Seuss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a hilariously terrible collection of ridiculous stories starring Nameless the Rock, who would rather do literally anything than fall asleep. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead... click \"Add to Cart.\" (Just don't expect anyone to actually get sleepy.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joey Acker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47286395240684,"sku":"9781951046507","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47286395273452,"sku":"9781951046514","price":26.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1791\/3068\/files\/9781951046507.jpg?v=1770443781","url":"https:\/\/intl.allstora.com\/products\/worst-bedtime-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-a-seriously-silly-story-for-kids","provider":"Allstora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}