{"product_id":"floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers","title":"Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals \u0026 Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers","description":"\u003cb\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing--they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, \"Don't get sad, get even.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It's the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine's Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e MODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as \u003ci\u003eBridgerton\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eDo Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of \u003ci\u003eWicked Plants\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFloriography: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAn Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People who hate Valentine's Day \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Gift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Botany enthusiasts \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The eternally vengeful and embittered \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rebecca Fishbein","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46336556302572,"sku":"9781797231020","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1791\/3068\/files\/9781797231020.jpg?v=1743685343","url":"https:\/\/intl.allstora.com\/products\/floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers","provider":"Allstora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}